Welcome to the blog of the really long title above! 

Here you'll find lots of random (and funny) comments, most of which will probably make no sense, and be completely unrelated. You will also find lots of book/movie recommendations, most of which will try to force you to read/watch them because I love them so much. So, you know,  you've been warned. Was that dramatic enough? I hope so. I will also comment/critique writing for any budding writers out there, (I'm an author too, no worries, you are no longer alone in the world!) You  might also find an annoying amount of references to how freakin' amazing I am, but push onward, because they are true. Also, if you know what an Alpha- Venomous Bean is, you are nearly as amazing as me. Woohoo for you! Go throw yourself a party. Eat some cake.  Now bring me some cake. And go brag to your friends and watch their confused faces. (trust me, this is fun.) 

But you know who's even awesomer than me? My good friend EarthDragyn! She's so awesome, she can beat the sissy pants off a saber-toothed moose lion steering a pirate ship full of Brussels sprouts! "What do you do with Brussels sprouts?" you ask. Well, to be short, you light them on fire. And throw them. And... well... mass destruction. MASS... DESTRUCTION!!!! But anyway, she can beat them. 

Darn it, now I feel bad for admitting that anyone who has ever lived in the universe is awesomer than me... so... now we're equally awesome. But, just for the record, it was my idea to dump the Brussels Sprouts on the oily water near Mexico so the explosion would be funner to watch. What? If the Brussels Sprouts stop burning as soon as you dump them in the ocean, what's the fun in it? (Just so you know, there were no casualties or injuries or witnesses, so no need to call the police on me. They wouldn't believe you anyway. But you believe me, right? You don't? Good. You're sane. Which is why I'm probably not, seeing as I whole-heartedly believe it. ) 

... So, yeah. I'm awesome, you should like all the books/movies I like cuz they rock. Oh, and also, try you're very hardest not to die any time soon, cuz that would make me sad.  Bye!